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Here you'll find stories, musings, ramblings and rants from someone
who just wants to make somebody smile, somewhere.
Enjoy responsibly.

Learning To Love Myself. Again.

Carcolepsy

A little something to get you started.

So, it's been a while since I've added to this blog. Mainly, because I haven't felt the need to, until now. Let me catch you up! I'm now...

"I didn't want to be attacked by an angry Badger because I'd soiled its territory!"

Chocolate and wine before bed don't mix. At least not when you suffer from Gastroparesis. I recently stayed at a friends house for...

The problem now was that I had no tooth until they could fit a false one, so I went to college for a week without my front right tooth, I lo

"I'm gunna have to jump out and sit on the central reservation soon lads." They chuckled, not realising I was being deadly ser

"I did try to save the ring by doing my business into a bag but I never actually found it."

"It's hard to walk in flip flops with poo in your swim shorts and not look obviously awkward."

'I was given a pump by my Urologist and told that it was to be used similarly to going to the gym. As you may know, muscular dystrophy o

"I had soiled a children's cartoon character!"

"I've shit my pants and pissed myself. I'm going to bed."

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