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Here you'll find stories, musings, ramblings and rants from someone
who just wants to make somebody smile, somewhere.
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Learning To Love Myself. Again.

Carcolepsy

A little something to get you started.

"I'm gunna have to jump out and sit on the central reservation soon lads." They chuckled, not realising I was being deadly ser

"I did try to save the ring by doing my business into a bag but I never actually found it."

"It's hard to walk in flip flops with poo in your swim shorts and not look obviously awkward."

Sunday. I woke up with a slight headache. Nothing too serious, just an ache behind my left eye. I took some paracetamol, made sure to top...

The ball was coming my way, the other boys shouting my name to take it from the lad who currently possessed it. I wasted no time, I grabbed

'I was given a pump by my Urologist and told that it was to be used similarly to going to the gym. As you may know, muscular dystrophy o

"I had soiled a children's cartoon character!"

"I've shit my pants and pissed myself. I'm going to bed."

Ask yourself, how would I react if my other half woke me suddenly in the night with “Hey, you have to wake up. Roll out of bed the other way

*Disclaimer: This post contains adult language and themes. Picture this, it's September 2012, Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt. The sun blazes down...

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