Trust Your Body
A friend asked me why he was feeling so annoyed by everything and just wanted to be left alone. This got me thinking about how we...
Hyperhydrosis: A Sweaty Story
It’s that time of year again. But this year the weather is comparable to Spain or Mad Max. Cocktails in the sun, pub gardens, BBQs, trips...
All Guts No Glory Vol. VII
"I didn't want to be attacked by an angry Badger because I'd soiled its territory!"
All Guts, No Glory Vol. VI
Chocolate and wine before bed don't mix. At least not when you suffer from Gastroparesis. I recently stayed at a friends house for...
Why I Don't Do Sports Vol. II
The problem now was that I had no tooth until they could fit a false one, so I went to college for a week without my front right tooth, I lo
All Guts, No Glory Vol. V
"I'm gunna have to jump out and sit on the central reservation soon lads." They chuckled, not realising I was being deadly ser
A Tale Of Two Rings
"I did try to save the ring by doing my business into a bag but I never actually found it."
All Guts, No Glory Vol. IV
"It's hard to walk in flip flops with poo in your swim shorts and not look obviously awkward."
The Following Events Occur In Real Time.
Sunday. I woke up with a slight headache. Nothing too serious, just an ache behind my left eye. I took some paracetamol, made sure to top...
Dear Penis, Why Do You Hate Me?
'I was given a pump by my Urologist and told that it was to be used similarly to going to the gym. As you may know, muscular dystrophy o